Sometimes I swear it's alive. Other times, I just swear.
When Microsoft announced its IntelliSense initiative back in '94, I laughed.
But since then, I've been keeping an eye on those dialog boxes, which seem to have become much more than just "context sensitive."
These were captured, parsed and exported to HTML with a spiffy little hot key macro I whipped up in C++.
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Sacked
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Strangely, you have been removed from the notification list for the rest of this year's staff meetings.
Click OK to locate the nearest liquor store.
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Vague Potential Threat
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Clicking OK may cause a whining or grinding sound.
This is normal.
However, if you hear nothing, take immediate action.
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Health And Fitness Note
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The average musical pitch of your daily fusillade of farts has dropped a perfect 5th,
from a C# to a G#. Suggest you begin a workout regimen to tone up those buttocks.
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Pay And Pray
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Thanks for your large sum of money.
This installer contains an update (which fixes
the bugs in the current version which drove you to upgrade to the new version),
and the version upgrade (which will introduce new bugs we won't fix until the next version update/upgrade).
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Door Number 1, 2 or 3?
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Click to either make the building collapse, receive a call from an IRS auditor
or initiate the surprise option, hand-selected by our staff members.
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Ride 'Em Cowpoke!
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The search was unable to find any nearby outlets for
Cowboy Bondage attire so I have emailed everyone
on your contact list and asked for their assistance.
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Time No-Fly Zone
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I do not ackowledge the flawed concept
of daylight savings time.
Kindly get back to me in one hour.
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