Aunt Calamity: The Diss Array

Nothing beats the perfect word. Unless it's four of them.

Combine words from the four columns below to create a wilting, verbal shred with which you can address or describe bosses, co-workers, ex-spouses and, of course, elected officials.

I've arranged the contents of each column in alphabetical order for those of you who, like me, absolutely adore alliterative assaults.

Update
Thanks to the mutterings of other Christmas shoppers, the array has grown by an additional 7.9%!

Adjective A	Adjective B	Adjective C	Target Noun
amateur argumentative babbling back-stabbing boring bown-nosing bumbling cheesy comatose confused cowardly deceitful devious disreputable dolorous dull egotistical fat foolish foul frumpy ghastly gibbering gravy-sucking gutless haggard hebetudinous idiotic idle ignorant inane incompetent insincere irrational irrelevant lackluster lazy lifeless limp loud mouthed lumbering meaningless mediocre myopic oafish obtuse pandering pathetic petty puerile puffy sad scrawny screeching selfish self-seeking sleazy sneaky spineless spiteful stubby tacky tedious uncoordinated unethical unimaginative unscrupulous vapid weak wimpy witless wobbling worthless wretched	abhorrent abominable absurd bedraggled bloated blockheaded boring broken cantankerous chattering crabby detestable dingy disagreeable disgusting dowdy drab drooling enormous fatuous fetid filthy flaccid gelatinous grimy hairy imbecilic insolent incontinent insensate lecherous loathesome lying messy mindless nauseating obese obesolete odorous pasty paunchy petulant pencil-necked priggish putrid rank revolting rotund rueful sedentary self-centered shrill slimy slipshod slobbering sloppy slovenly sputtering subservient stinky stupid sweaty swollen tasteless thick tottering ugly unkempt unrefined unrepentant unsightly untidy vacuous whimpering	annoying apathetic attention-starved awkward blubbering bothersome brain-dead cranky cruel dense disrespectful dowdy dreary driveling dumpy drug-addled errant flabby flatulent frumpy good-for-nothing greasy griping hapless helpless heavyset ill mannered indolent insignificant insipid irascible lethargic lifeless lukewarm mean miserable moaning monotonous nasty obnoxious odious passé pompous petulant raunchy reeking repugnant repulsive shiftless slippery slothful sluggish sneaky snotty splotchy stodgy stuperous surly talentless temperamental testy torpid two-faced unintelligible unprofessional unsophisticated untalented useless vacant vicious wearisome whining wicked wordy	ape airhead baboon barf bag bilge pump bimbo blowhard boil bonehead bozo butthead cesspool chump clown cockroach coward cretin crook crony degenerate dirt clod dolt dope dork dud dufus dunce dweeb failure flop fool garbage dump gasbag goober greasepan hack hairball half-wit has-been hosehead hypocrite idiot imbecile insect ingrate jerk joke lackey lap dog leach loser louse lowlife meathead monkey moron neanderthal nincompoop ninny nosebleed nosewipe nubcake ogre pansy patsy pawn pig pimple pinhead poser prima donna reject robot rodent rookie screw-up scum shrew simpleton sissy slacker sleazebag slob slug spaz stooge sucker toady twit washout wannabe waterboy weakling weasel windbag worm yahoo zero zombie