--------------------------------------------------------------------------- August 23 - August 30, 2010

1. Contrast and compare "Kiss and make up" and "KISS in makeup"

2. Pimp my ride.

3. Explicitly follow instructions ("Rinse and repeat") on shampoo bottle until all shampoo is gone.

4. See how long I can beatbox in the Central Branch library before I am thrown out.

5. Petition Library Of Congress to shorten title of Descartes' "Discourse on the Method of Rightly Conducting the Reason, and Seeking Truth in the Sciences" to "Fun With Rene."

6. Build upper arm stamina by playing drums with baseball bats to Max Roach albums.

7. Fabricate mobile solar panel array that collects reflections from Bruce Willis' head.

8. Inspect and lube Beetle's Front suspension ball joints.

9. See how well my new pogo stick works on the backyard trampoline. Note: wear parachute.

10.Celebrate Neurosurgery Outreach Month by setting up booth on mall and offering free, "while-you-wait" brain surgery to passersby.