--------------------------------------------------------------------------- March 01 - 07, 2010

1. Secede from Union.

2. Clock and chart Nancy Pelosi's weekly average blink rate.

3. Mince some words.

4. File patent papers for dehydrated bottled water.

5. Plug all remote code execution holes with Gorilla Glue.

6. Contrast and compare: Blu-ray, Rayman, Stevie Ray's group playing blues, Blue Man Group.

7. Knit enough chain link to repair snow fence on East side of property.

8. Drink large amount of rum and imagine playing gin rummy with Rummy while drinking gin.

9. Visit dentist in honor of Tooth Fairy Day. Crank up the nitrous/oxygen mix to 50/50 when he's not looking.

10. Clean up/disinfect after SPARCStation's daily binary dump.